Executive Assistant

“YOU-
-FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST SUPER FAST TURBOCHARGED MULTI TASKER, YOU WORK ON TWO THINGS AT ONCE NOT BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO, BUT BECAUSE YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO WORK ANY OTHER WAY
- Super organized
- "Out of the box" thinking is your middle name
- You are cheap with my money
- You are a wizard at booking great flights
- You take great notes and never forget things
- You can create fantastic looking PDFs from the words I write
- You are the type of person that gets your work done WAY before schedule just because you can
- NO CLOCK WATCHERS - 5 minutes early and 5 minutes late is typical for you
- You can deal with a real pain in the ass for a boss, who is always busy, bad at communicating, and does not give much direction
- You like a mix mash of work anywhere from marketing, design to organizing birthday parties.
- You must be able to lift a box weighing 10kg over your head
- You must be not only healthy, but fit and fast
- You are good at using cloud-based apps (or learning how to use them fast)
- You hate a mess
- You are known as "Cool Under Pressure" by your friends
- You are a fast worker who makes minimal mistakes
- You are an amazing scheduler with a sickening degree of attention to detail
- You have at least 1-2 years of EA/Office Management Experience
- You are an awesome juggler of tasks
- You are an animal at project management
- You like to work hard

Male or Female, I don't care as long as you get the tasks done.